Chuck Norris

When this Chuck Norris enters the battlefield draw cards equal to the highest mana value among creatures you control.

Haste, Deathtouch, Lifelink, Trample, Flying, First Strike, Double Strike, Reach, Shadow, Hexproof, Horsemanship, Indestructible, Menace, Vigilance, Prowess, Battle Cry, Flanking, Mentor, Ninjitsu, Persist, Wither.
I'm glad I didn't play against him I for sure would have lost. — Dagoth Ur.