Chuck Norris, The Winner

+2: Roundhouse kick (Chuck Norris, the Winner deals 5 damage to target player unless the player runs outside and screams) AGH
+3: Destroy 3 target nonland permanents an opponent controls.
-10: Target player gains an emblem that says "At the beginning of your upkeep do 1 pushup or exile one land" (Chuck Norris cannot die by combat)