Chuck Sparkles

when this creature enters the battlefeild
it breaks some knee caps.
(creatures with haste are destroyed)
{u/r}Viciously mock target creature if someone
outside the game dabs then
target creature is exiled.
{x}{u/r}target Minotaur with power equal
to {x} adopts you.
Chuck Sparkles toughness is how
many people hate this deck.