Chuckles, Space Warlord

{r/w}: Search your library for a clown card, reveal
it, put it into your hand, and shuffle.
{1}: Create a Tiny Squeaky Hammer token.
(It's an artifact token with {1},{t} create a Clue token.)
{x}: Mustard? Mustard Gas! Deal X damage to
each opponent. If X is more than 13 you win.
{1}{w}{r},{t}: ask an opponent a trivia question
about chuckles. If they answer correctly they
create 3 1/1 Child Soldier creature tokens