Chuckus Thickus, The Red

Trample
Chuckus Thickus, The Red gets +1/+1 for
each gear artifact on the battlefield.
{1}{b}: Create a 1/1 loaned gear artifact token
under target opponent's control.
{2}{b}, {t}: Destroy target loaned gear artifact
and deal 1 damage to it's controller.
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