Cioppa, She Who Mutes

Vigilance, Indestructible
Whenever you attack, Shush target player, if they
don't keep quiet, you may gain control of target
permanent they control, if they get mad at you
as this ability resolves, they lose the game
{3}{t} Chuckle and point at a player, they lose
life equal to the amount of times they've been
ridiculed this game