CJ and Megan, The Married

Undying Love (If this creature is put into anywhere
other than the battlefield,
this card is instead put back onto the battlefield
with the exception of the command zone.)
Eminence - All of your permanents have Haste, Indestructible, Vigilance, Flying
and Protection From All Colors.
This card will always zero casting cost.
(This applies to the commander upkeep.)
And they lived happily ever after.