Cliffjumper

Vigilance
{t}, Sacrifice Cliffjumper: Target permanent you control gains protection from each of your
opponents until end of turn. (It can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped
by anything controlled by those players.)
"So there I am on a lookout, when out of
nowhere these high beams lit up my rear view.
And then it hits me... I'm illegally parked"