Clippy, Helpful Learner

When Clippy, Helpful Learner enters the battlefield, choose one —

• Target creature you control gets +1/+1.
• If you control a creature that has Haste, First Strike, Double Strike, Deathtouch, Hexproof, Lifelink, Menace, Reach, Trample, or Vigilance, choose one of these. Clippy, Helpful Learner gains that ability.

"Would you like some help with that?"