Clown, Comic Relief

Choose one:
Yakety Sax - All creatures
you control but Clown, Comic Relief
phase out until end of turn when this creature
attacks or blocks.
Target of Ridicule - When this creature
enters the battlefield, it gains indestructible
until end of turn, all creatures that do not
share a color with it or a permanent modifying Clown,
Comic Relief take 3 damage and fight in an order
you choose.