Clyde\'s House

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don’t, it enters tapped.{flavor}Fireman 2: I’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do. Roger: What?! Fireman 2: When she fell into the toilet, she also made it flush. It created a suction that’s literally pulling out her insides. Roger: Can’t we disconnect the toilet from the plumbing? Paramedic: Yes, we’ll have to, but when we do that the change in pressure will rip out her organs. Clyde: But she’s not gonna die, is she? Fireman 2: Why did you leave the toilet seat up, son?