Coach, Dependable Leader

Vigilance
Resourceful (Equip abilities that target this creature cost {1} less.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may sacrifice any number of Food tokens. Coach gains +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food token sacrificed this way. If you sacrificed 4 or more Food tokens, Coach also gains indestructible until end of turn.

'I find a Burger Tank in this place? I'm-a be a one-man cheeseburger apocalypse.'
-Coach