Coach Hines

{r}{r}: Coach Hines is unblockable until end of turn. Bury Coach Hines at end of turn.

{r}{r}: Sacrifice Coach Hines to bury target creature with power no greater than 1.

"Yamanashi!"
"I'm not even gonna get creative about it. I'm just gonna take ya outside in broad daylight, shoot ya in the back'a'the head, and pay the consequences."