Cobble F. Stone

{t}, Sacrifice an artifact: roll a d4, Cobble F. Stone deals
that much damage to any target creature, battle, planeswalker, or player on the battlefield
{2}{ut}, Sacrifice an artifact: roll a d4, Cobble F. Stone
deals that much damage to any target creature, battle, planeswalker, or player on the battlefield
Charles you bastard stop chewing on the skeletons leg!