Cody Foley, Dodgeball God

{1}{w}, {t}: Exile target creature until Cody Foley, Dodgeball God leaves the battlefield.
2{u}: Exile Cody Foley, Dodgeball God until
the next end step.
2{r}: Cody Foley, Dodgeball God gains
+1/+0 and double strike until end of turn.
Self-proclaimed douchebag