Coercing Assassins

Assassin's Horde gains "{u/b}: Assassin's Horde gains first strike and deathtouch until end of turn." if you control another creature named Coercing Assassins. It also gains "{b/g}: Assassin's Horde gains hexproof until end of turn." if you control another creature named Assassin Kingpin.
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