Colin, Licker of Rims

Colin is a master of the rim, commanding an army of angry bulldogs with unmatched ferocity.
Each bulldog is a fierce warrior, bred for humping and trained to disobey Colin's every command.
"Beneath the thunderous roar of the bulldog horde, Colin strides forward with the
confidence of one who commands the very forces of buttholes. His enemies quake in fear,
knowing that no obstacle can stand against his might."