Colin Robinson, Updog Scribe

Whenever one or more nontoken Vampires you
control attack, create a 1/1 white Vampire
creature token with lifelink.
Y'know, the funny thing about vampires is that they
can live for thousands of years, but one minute in the
sun and poof, they're suddenly an ashtray. Well, I
mean, technically, it wasn't really until the turn of the
20th century when ashtrays started to become more 'in
vogue' so to speak, due to the rising popularity of ash
trays as art in order to appeal to a more fem-