Colonel

Lifelink, Vigilance, Ward {5}
This spell cannot be countered.
Whenever you draw a card, you may put a cuten-
ess counter on Colonel. Whenever you attack, you
may pay {1}, if you do draw a card.
{3}, {t}- Sacrifice {x} cuteness counters on Colonel.
Spread {x} damage to target creature(s) in
any way you like.