Colonel Droneman

{1}{w}: {t}: Exile target card from a graveyard, if it was a permanent card, put a t +1/+1 counter on Colonel Droneman
- Equipped creature gains +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Colonel Droneman
{2}: Reconfigure (Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

"Yeah, for sure. Only the big wigs would have access to tech like that. Makes you wonder what we're up against..."