Colossus of Dizza

X is equal to the number of creatures you control when you play this card.
{t}: Create a 1/1 Warrior of Dizza with “when this creature dies, get a Rebel counter.
When you get your 4th Rebel counter, sacrifice all creatures you control, discard your hand and gain 50 life, then each opponent loses life equal to the number of sacrificed permanents and discarded cards this way.
So long as the Colossus stands, Eden shall stand; when the Colossus falls, Eden too shall fall; and when Eden falls, so fal