Colton, Cyber Chef

Artifact spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, each player creates a colorless artifact token named “Poundcake” (sacrifice this artifact: it deals 3 damage to any target, and you gain 3 life.)

Prevent all noncombat damage dealt to you and permanents you control.

I assure you, the only thing burning is my passion for lemon poundcake.