Colyn Bowman

{t}: Talk about Warhammer for 40,000 minutes.
If the opponent hasn't left by the end of that,
then you lose the game.
{r}: Dance for about a minute.
{u}: Talk about math for 53 minutes.
{b}: Start playing LoL and brag to your opponent
about your win rate and rank.
"I just bought a $350 set of models for $0.02."
-Bowman Probably