Command Tower

{t}: Add one mana of any color in your
commander's color identity.
-"Yeah, I tell you, boys... Women can kill, that's
why when it comes to chicks, I just screw them and
leave em. I say "Get out my bedroom, before you suck
my life dry!"."
-"Thanks, Mr. Garrison."
-"Your not fooling anyone."
{dash}"Shut your hole, Mr. Hat!"