Commandasaurus Rex

Hexproof, Menace, Trample, Vigilance.
If a creature dealt damage by Commandasaurus
Rex this turn would die, exile it instead.
"If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is."
~Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)