Commodore Cooker

When Commodore Cooker deals combat damage
to a player, create Food token.
Mercenaries you control gain +1/+1 and
Hexproof.
Whenever Commodore Cooker dies, you may
pay half your life, rounded up. If you do, put a
card you own from outside the game into your
hand. Exile Commodore Cooker.
One wish wasted, one to become the beloved leader of
the Free Traders Sisterhood, and one deathwish left as
life assurance.