Completely lost interest

Draw x cards. Gain x life. Deal x damage to all opponents/enemy creatures/enemy planeswalkers.
All creatures you control gain x +1/+1 counters. Planeswalkers you control gain x loyalty. Search
your library for x cards and play them all without paying mana. You can only have one of these in
your deck. If you fail to win this turn you lose the
game and give all the cards you control to target
player. They must win their turn, and so on.
I just wanna watch MY LITTLE PONY!!!