Condescending Post

Return target spell to owner's hand and return
Condescending Post to your hand.
Condescending Post deals 1 damage to any target
and 1 damage to you. The next time you would
draw a card, skip drawing that card.
"DUR DUR DUR. HERE'S ME
FLEXING MY CARD I PULLED. ANYONE
KNOW WHAT IT'S WORTH? DUR DUR DUR.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO INTERNET.
DUR DUR DUR."