Conner, Closing Supervisor

At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a food token, create a treasure token
Tell a joke - {1}: Target creature must attack
you this turn if able.

You may exert Conner, Closing Supervisor as
it attacks. When you do, all other humans you control not named Julian Perrigo-Jimenez get +1/+1 and gain lifelink until end of turn.