Connor, God of Knees

Connor enters the battlefield with X military
counters and has power and toughness equal
to the number of military counters on it.
{1}{b}{r}: Connor fights target creature. When
that creature dies this turn, put a military
counter on Connor, God of Knees.
{p/r}{p/b}, Remove a military counter: Change
the target of target spell or ability to Connor.
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