Connor, God of Knees

This card enters the battlefield with X military counters on it. Its power and toughness is equal
to the amount of military counters on it.
{b}{r}: Connor fights target creature. When that creature dies this turn, put a military counter on Connor.
{p/b}{p/r}, Remove 1 counter from Connor: Change
the target of target spell or ability to Connor.
"Jimmy's mom has got it going on"