Conqueror Magician

Magecraft - Whenever you cast an instant or
sorcery spell, Conqueror Magician fights target
creature your opponent controls. If Conqueror Magician's power is more than 4, destroy a land
that player controls.

Sir, the siege isn't going well. I don't think we can-
Send the Magicians.
-Brass's Army, to Brass MacGuffin