Conrad, the Razor-Witted

Battalion - Whenever Conrad and at least 2 other creatures attack randomly one attacking creature
gains indestructible, one gains +4/+1, and one
gains lifelink and flying.
During combat you may pay {2}{r}{r}{w}{w} to put
this card into play from the graveyard,
Conrad gains haste.
Smolder: Protection from female creatures.
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