Constable Reg Shoe

Counts as Wight of Precinct Six
Wight of Precinct Six gets +1/+1 for each
creature card in your opponents' graveyards.
Yeah, it’s always the same. Once you're dead,
people just don't want to know, right? They act as if
you've got some horrible disease. Dying can happen to anyone, right?
—Reg Shoe