Corn

You may cast Corn from your graveyard if you
played a land this turn.
{3}, {t}: Create ten colorless Kernel artifact tokens.
They have "{1}, {t}: You gain 2 life.
Target creature can't attack or block this turn.
This deals 1 damage to any target."
"Come down today, and try some corn, or we
will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAHHH!"
- Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, corn connoissuer