Cornelius, Ignorant Namer

{1}{u}: Change the name of target permanent on
the battlefield or a graveyard to a name of your
choice until end of turn
{g/u}{u/b}{u/r}{w/u}: Change the name of all cards in your
hand, graveyard, and library to a name of your
choice until end of turn
Shivan Dragon? No No, your name is angry badger.