Corrosive Slimosaurus

Trample
Whenever a permanent would be attached to
Slimosaurus exile that permanent instead and
put a +1/+1 counter on Slimosaurus.
Whenever Slimosaurus blocks or is being blocked
by a creature with permanents attached to it,
exile those permanents and put a +1/+1 counter
on Slimosaurus for each permanent exiled.
"It just really likes the taste of auras and
equipment in the morning"