Corwinnn on Fiaayahh!

Whenever Corwinnn on Fiaayahh! enters the battlefield, Corwinnn on Fiaayahh! deals X to each creature, where X is Corwinnn on Fiaayahh!'s power. Corwinnn on Fiaayahh! gets X +1/+1 counters where X is how many creatures sent to the graveyard this way. Exile Corwinnn on Fiaayahh! until your next upkeep.
Corwinnn, please don't ever let Conker light you on fire again. If he does it again then run for the hills like you did in the olympics.