Count von Count

When Count von Count enters the battlefield,
count as long as you want at any speed until an
opponent slaps this card. Put that many +1/+1
counters on Count von Count.
If Count has nine or more +1/+1 counters on
it, it has lifelink.
If Count has fifteen or more +1/+1 counters on
it, it has trample.
If Count has twenty or more +1/+1 counters on
it, it has hexproof.