Countess Kara the CoffinBoffin

The Coffin Boffin is a purveyor of the finest
caskets known to vampirekind; Nosferatu
himself naps in one of the Boffin’s premium
boxes. But while coffins are her trade, books
are her passion, and she is famous for never
cracking the spines of her beautiful volumes.

How does she restrain herself?
Well, she breaks the spines of her human
victims instead.
(We all have our weaknesses.)