Court of the Kangaroo

Tempo (The first spell with Tempo that you cast each
turn costs {2} less if you cast a spell with Tempo since
the beginning of your last turn)
Target permanent you control phases out. Then,
each player chooses a nonland, non-commander
permanent owned by another player. Randomly
and equally assign control of those permanents.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up. Sit up, sit up, sit up, it's a kangaroo court." -The Hymn of the People