Cpt. Carrot Ironfoundersson

Counts as Tajic, Legion's Edge
Haste, Mentor
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be
dealt to other creatures you control.
{r}{w}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike
until end of turn.

Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.
Where people went wrong was thinking that
simple meant the same thing as stupid.