Cracker, Sweet Commander

{b}{2},Sacrifice another creature: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Charlotte Cracker this turn. If damage is prevented this way, create a 2/2 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

{w}At the beginning of your combat, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with “This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control Charlotte Cracker.”

"You’ve never even seen my real body."