Craig's Rusty Spitoon

Indestructible
At the beginning of each player's upkeep and
endstep, put a spit counter on a permanent
you don't control. You have protections from
permanents with a spit counter on them.
{5}{r/w}, {t}: Destroy each permanent with a
spit counter on them. Put each permanent
that was destroyed this way onto the
battlefield under your control.