Craster

{1}{b}{g}, {t}: Flip a coin. If heads, create a 1/1 Craster's Wife creature token that can't
attack. If tails, create a 2/2 Craster's Son creature token with deathtouch and a stun counter on it. (You can only create a Craster's Son token if you control a Craster's Wife
token.)

If it's a girl, that's not so bad, she'll grown in a few years and he'll marry her. He gives the boys to the gods. Come the white cold.