Craterface, the Patientless

{t}: Craterface, the patientless deals X damage to
target player and target creature that player
controls, where X is the amount of mana added
to your mana pool by permanents you
controlled this turn. That player discards their
hand and draws that many cards. Tap all
nonbasic lands that player controls.
"I am going to punch your face... in the face."