Crazy Dave

At the beginning of each upkeep, you get {e}.
At the beginning of each combat, you may
choose one-
•Pay {e}{e}{e}, create a 3/2 green plant creature
token with first strike and reach.
•Pay {e}{e}{e}{e}{e}{e}, create a 0/4 red and
green plant creature token with Annihilator 4
and Decayed.
BECAUSE I'M CRAZYYYYY!