Crewel Zenana the Zealous

+1: Any damage dealt to you or planeswalkers you control can be reassigned to any other creatures or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.
-2: Each opponent sacrifices a creature. Crewel will then deal X damage to each creature's owner where X is that creature's power.
-5: You get an emblem with "All creatures that leave the battlefield will add a +1/+1 counter to all creatures you control."