Crinja the Hedgelord

Ninjutsu {1}{u}{b}, sacrifice a land, discard a card
Crinja the Hedgelord can't block or be sacrificed.
When Crinja deals combat damage to an
opponent, exchange control of Crinja with target creature that player controls.
At the beginning of your upkeep, say "I shidded,
farded and camed my pants" or sacrifice a
permanent.