Cthulu of the Bready Bread

Staleness—When Cthulhu of the Bready Bread
enters the battlefield, put 5 bread counters on it. Remove X bread counters from Cthulhu of the
Bready Bread.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, put a number of bread counters on that creature equal
to the number of bread counters on Cthulhu.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a bread counter from each other creature.
"Only the finest of yeasts can produce such power."